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We sell the last laugh until they nail the lid down.
We don't sell hope.
Death is coming, faster than you think.
We spit in the eyes of death, bodyslam this life into oblivion and live like tomorrow doesn't exist.
Your appointment is scheduled until then we’re the party you were NOT invited to.

Ships
2-5 days standard USPS
Unless you have a better idea?
Blame the Grim Reaper-he doesn’t answer his dm’s
Cancer Alley,Dirty Jersey

We don’t give out addresses, just know your shit's arriving from Dirty Jersey.
Open ‘till we die.
Closed when I die, so buy now.
Cancer Alley, Dirt Jersey








