“Everyday is one day closer to your funeral

S.F.O. Streetware. Limited Edition, Limited Supply Because once they’re gone YOU’RE fucked!!

Hoodies that look life in the eye, tell death to eat SHIT and have a drink!!


Is the Sickness strong within you?

New hoodies because Death is Guaranteed. 

Your first hoodie that states “Everyday is one step closer to you're funeral” wear it like a warning!

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We sell the last laugh until they nail the lid down.

We don't sell hope.

Death is coming, faster than you think. 

We spit in the eyes of death, bodyslam this life into oblivion and live like tomorrow doesn't exist.

Your appointment is scheduled until then we’re the party you were NOT invited to.

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2-5 days standard USPS

Unless you have a better idea?

Blame the Grim Reaper-he doesn’t answer his dm’s


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We don’t give out addresses, just know your shit's arriving from Dirty Jersey.

Don’t Visit  Us-Nothing here but grit and grime. 

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Open ‘till we die. 

Closed when I die, so buy now.

Cancer Alley, Dirt Jersey